"I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous."

-- Bill Burr

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“Conquering evil, not the opponent is the essence of swordsmanship.”

Source : "Behold the Second Horseman" by Joseph Lumpkin, (p. 44), 2005.
“The digital print is becoming the look of our time, and it makes the C-print start to look like a tintype.”
“[Buckminster Fuller ] never got past his freshman year [in Harvard], because the guy was an insane womanizer and he did parties every night, never studied anything, never took a note, didn't care about anything and just had a blast. So they said, "We gotta let you go. You get zeros all the time." Today it wouldn't even matter, because they don't care if you can read.”
“Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.”
“Western dance begins with its feet firmly planted on the ground whereas Butoh begins with a dance wherein the dancer tries in vain to find his feet”
“Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits, and him against whom it is committed.”
“Understanding why something happened does not help to reduce the problem.”
“I have done a lot of work in Hollywood myself. I worked in television for roughly 10 years, from the mid-'80s to mid-'90s. And I was on staff at a couple of shows. I did some feature films, including originals and adaptations.”

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