"I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!""

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Doug Stanhope

#Party Quotes #Men Quotes #Garden Quotes

“I love living in London but I would like to buy a place in Dubai and spend a few months of the year out there.”
“Preachers must always fight the temptation to preach anything but Christ and Him crucified.”
“The collaboration really begins once the rehearsal starts. This is when the actor takes his place, because he becomes the one who is going to bring the words of the author off the page.”
“The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day.”
“You cannot forget the past but you can forgive it.”
“He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.”
“Canada is destined to be one of the great nations of the world and Canadian women must be ready for citizenship.”
“Fame is a jealous mistress And will brook no rival.”

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