"I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed."

-- Bill Burr

#Nyc Quotes #Tuesday Quotes #Crowds Quotes

“A little morphine in all the air. It would be wonderfully refreshing for everyone.”
“The world of counterterrorism is like that old jigsaw puzzle in the back of the closet: Its many missing pieces and extra parts jumbled in from other puzzles make it almost impossible to assemble. But in Ghost, Fred Burton manages to join together enough pieces to give us a discerning look at that world. This is a story, told in human terms, that will help make sense of the great puzzle of our times.”
“Picasso says that an artists paints not to ask a question but because he has found something and he wants to shareâ€”he cannot help itâ€”what he has found.”
“I believe the more difficult the circumstances, the more people will be inclined to trust those in charge at the moment.”
“I appreciate film actors who respect the film making process.”
“We stand a chance of getting a president who has probably killed more people before he gets into office than any president in the history of the United States.”
“After waking up, I take my vitamins and eat fruit or, sometimes, bread with garlic, which is good for your health.”
“It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel.”

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