"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."

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Source : "A Softer World". Webcomic by Joey Comeau, February 7, 2003 - June 1, 2015.

Henny Youngman

#Funny Quotes #Success Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“I have no problem with any gay group that says they're Republicans, but I will fight them tooth and nail if they try to change what the Republican Party believes.”
“Love the moment and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries.”
“I grind my teeth and keep my thumbs in so tight that I've dislocated them, just not to scream. Sometimes as an actor one is lucky enough to be asked to scream.”
“I've been a babe magnet for quite a while now.”
“Odors have an altogether peculiar force, in affecting us through association; a force differing essentially from that of objects addressing the touch, the taste, the sight or the hearing.”
“Touring can be tough; the crew and I travel everywhere by a big pink bus, and live in petrol stations.”
“I said that when I looked at photographs of the firefighters who went into the Twin Towers, their faces looked to me like Irish faces. I hadn't yet learnt how careful outsiders have to be when talking about race in America, and I'd put my foot in it. Someone stood up and said aggressively, 'What do you mean by Irish faces?'”
“In one book, CACHALOT, just for my own amusement, every character is based directly on someone I have known.”

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