"I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!"

-- Doug Stanhope

#Drinking Quotes #Axes Quotes #Games Quotes

“Risk models only have value if they are used effectively in combination with a limit management and control process.”
“People talk about the Patriot Act that was passed immediately in the wake of September 11. What the Patriot Act did was break down the walls between the various agencies.”
“Time and distance have a way of playing tricks with your best intentions.”

Source : Anthony Kiedis, Larry Sloman (2004). “Scar Tissue”, p.188, Hachette UK
“The work that I wanted to create wasn't being done then. I was too much concerned about fellow students, professors, institutional style [in Yale].”
“The more exquisitely and delightfully you can do nothing, the higher your life's achievement.”
“I am delighted to have had students, friends and colleagues in so many nations and to have learned so much of what I know from them. This Nobel Award honours them all.”
“As an advice columnist, I spend a lot of time reading through psychology journals to ensure that I give the most up-to-date advice.”
“I have to have a character worth caring about. I tend not to start writing books about people I don't have a lot of sympathy for because I'm just going to be with them too long.”

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