"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

-- Henny Youngman

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“Initially, the only thing that mattered to me - I was too young to understand the politics of the day - was that there was a woman who was covering the NFL. I asked my mom if I could be a sportscaster when I grew up. My mom was an adventurous spirit herself. Much to my mom's credit, she said, "Yes, you can." It didn't matter to her that no other women were doing it at the time. It didn't matter to her that there was a double standard. It just mattered that her daughter had a dream and she was going to help her pursue that.”

Source : Source: bleacherreport.com
“It's official: cyber terror is the new yellowcake uranium.”
“The most important lesson of New Labour is this: Every time we made progress we did it by challenging the conventional wisdom.”

Source : "Labour conference: Ed Miliband speech in full". www.theguardian.com. September 28, 2010.
“Music is part of being human.”
“Parenting is something that happens mostly while you're thinking of something else.”
“Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.”
“There are more hooligans in the House of Commons than at a football match.”
“And the word is capitalism. We are too mealy-mouthed. We fear the word capitalism is unpopular. So we talk about the free enterprise system and run to cover in the folds of the flag and talk about the American Way of Life.”

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