"If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child."

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Source : "Before Turning the Gun on Himself". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, 2012.

Doug Stanhope

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“Of all of men's inborn dispositions there is none more heroic than love. Love will fight no-love every inch of the way.”
“I gotta tell you, right at the top of my list would be taking vitamins. I know that over the years doctors have said they're ridiculous and all that. But I started taking my vitamins at an early age. And I take them every day. Every bloody day! So I think that's number one. For whatever reason, I feel active and pretty good at my age.”
“Track and field has always interested me.”
“Too often we forget that an ideal partner is someone who enhances an already full existence.”

Source : "I enjoy the freedom of being single - but should I be looking for a partner?" by Mariella Frostrup, www.theguardian.com. December 22, 2013.
“The lasting legacy of the Cooter Smash is that I'm the first to know when it's going to rain. That's right. I both sing and predict the weather with my hoo hoo.”
“For me getting paid for art is a class issue. I don't have the luxury not to care. It's great if your parents buy you a house and you can sell your 400-page book for $2. But for marginalized people it's not as cool to martyr yourself.”
“How long are women to remain a wholly unrepresented body of the people? This is a question that has of late been agitated in England, and women in this colony read, watch, and reflect...Why should not New Zealand also lead?...Why has a woman to power to vote, no right to vote, when she happens to possess all the requisites which legally qualify a man for that right?”
“Wishes are thoughts vibrant with life and eager for action.”

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