"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television."

-- David Letterman

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Purpose Quotes

“You see, I went to the sixth grade and that was the highest I ever went.”
“In the new economy, information, education, and motivation are everything.”
“I have a large personal collection of pictures. For every project, I choose images. Usually I don't do this until I've done an extensive script breakdown and distilled the text down to poetic form. I have to plant enough seeds so that there will be vibration.”
“It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.”
“Years ago the public used to hound me but now I can go shopping in peace”
“If my father was alive today, he would have fought for Kurdish rights”
“If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.”
“I just try to show everything I represent and I represent God so I want to put that in my music.”

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