"While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window."

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Source : Jim Norton (2008). “I Hate Your Guts”, p.158, Simon and Schuster

Jim Norton

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“We often spend so much time coping with problems along our path that we forget why we are on that path in the first place. The result is that we only have a dim, or even inaccurate, view of what's really important to us.”
“It allows you to say things that sound very dramatic and get away with it. If you had characters in modern fiction say the same things as they're driving down the street in an Oldsmobile they'd sound ludicrous!”
“I know the lands are lit, with all the autumn blaze of Goldenrod.”
“I saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally, he saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley.”
“Your life is a journey of learning to love yourself first and then extending that love to others in every encounter.”
“But what is memory if not the language of feeling, a dictionary of faces and days and smells which repeat themselves like the verbs and adjectives in a speech, sneaking in behind the thing itself,into the pure present, making us sad or teaching us vicariously...”

Source : Julio Cortazar (2016). “Hopscotch, Blow-Up, We Love Glenda So Much”, p.143, Everyman's Library
“As an actress people always tease me like: if there's anything you can do to make yourself unattractive you will do it.”
“I think, is wonderful about growing older, is appreciation for the miracle of existence, of life. I thank God every day. I also do believe that belief and imagination manifests reality. And therefore, even though it took twenty-five years, I did find the house, eventually, and the man I could live with.”

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