"I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or I would go absolutely crazy and would want to kill myself. I just want to go in there and talk about what's bugging me."

-- Bill Burr

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“Novels are forged in passion, demand fidelity and commitment, often drive you to boredom or rage, sleep with you at night. They are the long haul. They are marriage. Stories, on the other hand, you can lose yourself in for a few weeks and then wrap up, or grow tired of and abandon and (maybe) return to later. They can cuddle you sweetly, or make you get on your knees and beg.”
“I like reading books about kids where there weren't really many adults, where they didn't need an adult to come and solve the problems for them. They could use their own ingenuity, use their own talents to solve whatever the issue was. And I like that still. I think that children want to read about heroic children. They don't want to read about children that have to be saved all the time.”
“To be the best of all time, you have to do it over and over. I want to keep it up, and then the numbers will speak for themselves.”
“The critics don't build great cities”
“Do not speak unless you can improve on silence, said a Buddhist sage.”
“Fearless--the cobweb swings from the ceiling-- Indolent Housewife--in Daisies--lain!”
“The Middle East, with two-thirds of the world's oil and lowest cost, is still where the prize ultimately lies.”
“I could appear in this million-word book [Larry Kramer] are working on. Nobody would even notice me.”

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