"Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!"

-- Bill Burr

#Men Quotes #Wife Quotes #Gold Quotes

“Death is utterly acceptable to consciousness and life.”

Source : Adi Da Samraj (2005). “Easy Death: Spiritual Wisdom on the Ultimate Transcending of Death and Everything Else”, p.3, North Atlantic Books
“His eyes drifted leisurely back up to my face and he smiled at me appreciatively, "Kelsey, when a man spends time with a beautiful woman, he needs to pace himself. I quirked my eyebrow at him and laughed. "Yeah, I'm a regular marathon alright." He kissed my fingers. "Exactly. A wise man never sprints...in a marathon.”
“If you understand the independent worker, the self-employed professional, the freelancer, the e-lancer, the temp, you understand how work and business in the U.S. operate today.”
“When we walk in the sun our shadows are like barges of silence.”
“They change scapegoats at the networks more regularly than some people change socks.”
“Such creatures of accident are we, liable to a thousand deaths before we are born. But once we are here, we may create our own world, if we choose.”

Source : Mary Antin (2013). “The Promised Land”, p.40, Courier Corporation
“I guess I'm a real fan of older music, and that's what shaped my taste and the way I sing.”
“I think the whole definition of a geek is somebody being passionate and focused, and being proud of saying that they're passionate and focused, on a narrow range of subjects.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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