"I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, Iâ€™m a great guy."

-- Bill Burr

#Dog Quotes #Hate Quotes #Issues Quotes

“To convey in the print the feeling you experienced when you exposed your film – to walk out of the darkroom and say: ‘This is it, the equivalent of what I saw and felt!’. That’s what it’s all about.”
“I really have very little aspirations about acting because I think that probably the best things have come and gone. I would like to focus on writing and directing. I love writing and directing even though writing can be incredibly painful and lonely. I get great satisfaction from doing it.”
“I believe that the message of Apollo XI was that in the spirit of Apollo, a free and open spirit, you can attack a very difficult goal and achieve it, if you can all agree and work together to achieve that goal.”
“What you have to decide... is how you want your life to be. If your forever was ending tomorrow, would this be how you'd want to have spent it? Listen, the truth is, nothing is guaranteed. You know that more than anybody. So dont be afraid. Be alive.”

Source : Sarah Dessen (2008). “The Truth About Forever”, p.125, Penguin UK
“I was raised to believe that everybody has a responsibility to their community and I use the word very loosely. It's a big community. If I get recognized in the middle of the Sinai Desert I have a big community.”
“Don't believe your own publicity. You can't; you'll start thinking that you're better than you are.”
“We all need to begin thinking out of the box.”
“I've been on the road for four years. I won't recognise the place again, until I walk out on stage.”

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