"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

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Source : Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.77, Penguin

Phyllis Diller

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“The mission statement of my company, Kathy Ireland Worldwide, is to find solutions for families, especially busy moms. I'm reaching out to busy moms because that's what I am. That's what I know, and I know this woman has been underserved.”
“It’s hard to imagine the revenue from selling the prints will cover the cost of lost goodwill.”

Source : "Flickr takes flak for selling Creative Commons photos as wall-art prints" by Stuart Dredge, www.theguardian.com. December 02, 2014.
“I still can't decide which is more fun - reading or writing.”
“Use testimonial letters from satisfied customers at every opportunity.”
“I would argue that a truly developed country would be beyond Presidents and Kings. In a world with some semblance of equality, each liberal-minded woman, each gay person, and indeed almost every person could be their own President. In a world of equals, what real service does a ruler provide?”
“Peace is the virtue of civilization. War is its crime.”

Source : Victor Hugo (1883). “Oration on Voltaire”
“Your job as actors is to understand the size of what you say, to understand what's beneath the word.”

Source : Howard Kissel, Stella Adler (2000). “Stella Adler - The Art of Acting: preface by Marlon Brando compiled & edited by Howard Kissel”, p.233, Hal Leonard Corporation
“It is not the function of the State to make men happy. They must make themselves happy in their own way, and at their own risk. The functions of the State lie entirely in the conditions or chances under which the pursuit of happiness is carried on.”

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