"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

-- Henny Youngman

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“A truly great university is a nucleus of artistic expression. It fosters creative, critical thought, and serves as a platform for civil discourse.”

Source : "Of Leibovitz and Lear" by E. Gordon Gee, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 27, 2012.
“The essence of Bhagavad Gita is that we should always think of Krsna, become His devotee, worship him and offer homage unto him.”
“In a world of bosses, you are your own master”
“Crowbars give you that personal touch you don't get with gun-killin'.”
“Is it easy to avoid paparazzi? It is, it really is.”

Source : Interview with Vicki Hogarth, www.askmen.com.
“Now very often events are set up for photographers... The weddings are orchestrated about the photographers taking the picture, because if it hasn't been photographed it doesn't really exist.”
“It would be better for me ... that multitudes of men should disagree with me rather than that I, being one, should be out of harmony with myself.”
“As a writer, my weapon is my pen. I want to create more awareness about the people in Syria. This is the most important issue: protecting civilians in this crazy war.”

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