"I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good."

-- Bill Burr

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“If an instrument similar to a geiger-counter could be invented that counted moral judgements instead, we would learn to duck as people became increasingly 'moral', since lethal force is usually imminent. So far from moral fervour being an alternative to force, it is frequently the overture, the accompaniment and the memorial to it.”
“Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned.”
“Itâ€™s the people who donâ€™t worryâ€”those who never have any doubts that what theyâ€™re doing is good and rightâ€”theyâ€™re the ones that cause the problems.”
“I basically think that I'm a fairly nice, normal person with just a few eccentricities.”
“Just like I believe God is everywhere, I believe that whether it's nature, whether it's sitting on a bike in spin class, that can be church, too, for me.”

Source : Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. August 1, 2014.
“A great deal of the chaos in the world occurs because people don't appreciate themselves.”
“Where there is no danger of overt action there is rarely any interference with freedom. That is why there has so often been amazing freedom of opinion within an aristocratic class which at the same time sanctioned the ruthless suppression of heterodox opinion among the common people. When the Inquisition was operating most effectively against the bourgeois who had lapsed into heresy, the princes of the Church and the nobles enjoyed the freedom of the Renaissance.”
“Celebrities are fun, but you don't really get a lot out of them. It's not like they're going to sit and tell you the most interesting thing, unless you're friends with them.”

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