"In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936, the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children."

-- Johnny Carson

#Children Quotes #Men Quotes #Two Quotes

“We're all living blinkered lives, and we're not seeing what's going on and looking to change it. I'm not saying that everyone has to make a political statement, but we need to be more aware of what's happening and why.”
“I know I can act and it doesn't matter where you come from.”
“You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.”

Source : "Holloway Faces Rap Over Sepp Loony Jibe". www.mirror.co.uk. January 09, 2007.
“Your competition is not other people but the time you kill, the ill will you create, the knowledge you neglect to learn, the connections you fail to build, the health you sacrifice along the path, your inability to generate ideas, the people around you who dont support and love your efforts, and whatever god you curse for your bad luck.”

Source : "Wall Street’s ‘Eat What You Kill’ Motto Is the Only Way to Live" by James Altucher, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 1, 2013.
“Oftentimes, people start with something, whatever it is, and it's great, but over the years, it loses its focus or way and corners get cut. Some people are fine with that, but I'm not.”
“Everything that enters our field of perception means something, large or small. Everything speaks to us, if we will take off our headphones and hear a different sound track. Everything corresponds. We travel better in the forest of symbols when we are open and available to all the forms of meaning that are watchingâ€ and waiting for us.”

Source : Robert Moss (2009). “The Three "Only" Things (EasyRead Large Bold Edition)”, p.144, ReadHowYouWant.com
“As the child approaches a new text he is entitled to an introduction so that when he reads, the gist of the... story can provide some guide for a fluent reading.”
“Wisdom is the power to put our time and our knowledge to the proper use.”

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