"Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions."

-- Johnny Carson

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“She glared at him, feeling the old frustration. Sometimes in his presence she felt the deepest connection to him, and other times she felt completely alone-as though any bond to him was her own bitter imagination.”
“Love was without beginning, is, and shall be without ending.”
“Community is as endangered by surplus as it is by deficit. If there is too much money floating around it enables people to have no need of each other.”
“Those who cling to worthless idols turn away from Godâ€™s love for them. 9Â But I, with shouts of grateful praise, will sacrifice to you. What I have vowed I will make good. I will say, â€˜Salvation comes from the Lord.â€™”
“As a forecaster, Marx shared the common destiny of all prophets: to be belied by events.”
“For the word is dialectical in itself and at the same time is integrated into the whole of existence. By this I mean that the word is intended to be lived.”
“The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me.”
“I'm a very feminine person, but I have this hard shell, man, and I stay focused and don't take things personally.”

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