"People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they like to feign offense so other people don't think that they're inappropriate for laughing at something."

-- Jim Norton

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“What can we gain by sailing to the moon if we are not able to cross the abyss that separates us from ourselves? This is the most important of all voyages of discovery, and without it, all the rest are not only useless, but disastrous.”
“Love is fickle and fleeting," Tsukiko continues. "It is rarely a solid foundation for decisions to be made upon, in any game.”
“The magic question is, 'What for?' But art is not for anything. Art is the ultimate goal.”
“There's a fine line between being private and being ashamed.”
“I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable boxes that were wired to the TV, there have been Bollywood movies on Toronto TV.”
“What is the motive which operates in every man's breast to counteract the impulse towards the gratification of his wants and appetites?”
“No medieval monarch in the whole of British history ever had such power as every modern British Prime Minister has in his or her hands. Nor does any American President have power approaching this”
“Kobe enjoys that situation. Stepping up and making the big basket or being involved in a key play.”

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