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“Today, the greatest challenge facing American evangelicals is not persecution from the world, but seduction by the world.”

Source : Michael Crichton's Remarks to the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco, www.cs.cmu.edu. September 15, 2003.
“I had hoped to hear everyone discussing how much they missed my altruistic qualities, my legendary skills as a fighter and as a lover." He leered. "Instead, you're making plans for tomorrow. Interesting how life goes on in spite of itself.”
“I sometimes think we deserve to die, we're all so ***** stupid.”

Source : Greg Bear (2014). “The Forge of God”, p.239, Open Road Media
“A man's life is like a well, not like a snake--it should be measured by its depth, not by its length.”
“Itâ€™s always this thing where weâ€™re constantly waiting for something that will come in electronic music that says, â€˜Daft Punk sucks!â€™ Thatâ€™s actually much more interesting and exciting than someone who is paying homage.”
“I get to tell my truth. I get to seek meaning and realization. I get to live fully, wildly, imperfectly. That's why I'm alive. And all I actually have to offer as a writer is my version of life. Every single thing that has happened to me is mine.”
“Forests are the world's air-conditioning system-the lungs of the planet-and we are on the verge of switching it off.”
“I exult in the fact I can see everywhere with a flexible eye; the very notion of home is foreign to me, as the state of foreignness is the closest thing I know to home.”

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