"My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?"

-- Doug Stanhope

#Beer Quotes #People Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“A poor degenerate from the ape, Whose hands are four, whose tail's a limb, I contemplate my flaccid shape And know I may not rival him Save with my mind.”
“The ultimate aim of the modern movement in biology is in fact to explain all biology in terms of physics and chemistry.”

Source : "Of Molecules and Men". Book by Francis Crick, p. 10, 1966.
“Artworks, whether fiction, music, or painting, because they have the power and possibility to become truth, when repeated enough or told enough are somehow truth about what America is, whether they were or not.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“America's greatness rests on far more than the power of our arms. Our greatness is also measured by our goodness, it's in the capacity of our minds, of our hearts, and it's in the strength of our democracy.”
“One thing I learned in the NBA is that the No. 1 job of a general manager is to keep his job. They are only 30 positions where you make millions and hang around with basketball players all day.”
“I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.”

Source : "Whatever you Will" by Gareth McLean, www.theguardian.com. June 9, 2003.
“The NSA has built an infrastructure that allows it to intercept almost everything. With this capability, the vast majority of human communications are automatically ingested without targeting. If I wanted to see your emails or your wife's phone, all I have to do is use intercepts. I can get your emails, passwords, phone records, credit cards.”
“When we depress, we believe we are the victims of a feeling over which we have no control.”

Source : "Choice Theory: A New Psychology of Personal Freedom". Book by William Glasser (p. 70), 1997.

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