"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair."

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Johnny Carson

#Hair Quotes #Down And Quotes #Broke Quotes

“Truth is the only good and the purest pity. ... Men lie for profit or for pity. All lies turn to poison, but a lie that is told for pity or shame breeds such a host of ills that no power on earth can compass their redemption.”
“It is a great evil, as well as a misfortune, to be unable to utter a prompt and decided 'no'.”
“Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly, and your body is groaning and starting to really shout at you, saying, 'Why? Why? Why? Why are you doing this?'”
“You can make a feature that makes millions but only so many people see it. With a hit TV show, every week you'll have 16 million - 20 million people watching you.”
“Don't ever be discouraged with yourself because you have not arrived at success, but instead be pleased that you are pressing toward it.”
“I have been seized by the power of a great affection.”
“Religious people use 10% more ***** than secular people. The biggest consumers of ***** are Utah and Mississippi. All that religious preaching does no good.”
“. . . well publicized facts are always the bane to the mind controllers.”

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