"When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Littles Quotes #Arizona Quotes #Towns Quotes

“I'm really demanding. No girl really wants just a guy. You want a prince, you want Jesus. So when he comes around and his name is, like, Steve, what are you supposed to do?”
“Until you dig a hole, you plant a tree, you water it and make it survive, you haven't done a thing. You are just talking.”

Source : Wangari Maathai's speech at Goldman Awards in San Francisco, April 24, 2006.
“The central task of education is to implant a will and facility for learning; it should produce not learned but learning people. The truly human society is a learning society, where grandparents, parents, and children are students together.”
“I realized that I had to be honest about where I was, where I was coming from, and what I was trying to do.”
“There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.”
“I don't turn to greeting cards for wisdom and advice, but they are a fine reflection of the general drift of the culture.”
“You could walk out of the house, but you always returned home.”

Source : Witold Rybczynski (1987). “Home: A Short History of an Idea”, Penguin Group USA
“I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself - that is the best combination.”

Source : Press Conference at the 2004 Taormina BNL Filmfest, www.filmscouts.com.

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