"The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Kings Quotes #Dvds Quotes #Who I Am Quotes

“The better the coaching has become, the worse the game has become.”
“My goals have always been to inspire people to be the best they could be, on and off the field.”

Source : Source: bleacherreport.com
“Growing up, I absolutely loved skateboarding and dirt bike riding with my brother and the neighborhood kids.”
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'”
“Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good!”

Source : Anne Rice (2010). “The Queen of the Damned”, p.448, Ballantine Books
“The audiences are what keep me enthusiastic.”
“Is the NAFTA a stepping stone toward the New World Order? Absolutely!”
“The last thing you want to do, unless it's a very unusual situation, is to invest money.”

Source : "John W. Kluge, 95, RIP. Entrepreneur, Benefactor to Columbia University" by Dave Lerner, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 9, 2010.

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