"I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go."

-- Ted Alexandro

#Let Me Quotes #Wells Quotes #Gym Quotes

“It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.”
“Spanish civilization crushed the Indian. English civilization scorned and neglected him. French civilization embraced and cherished him.”

Source : Francis Parkman (1868). “France and England in North America”, p.44
“I used to make all my clothes when I was in Southern Death Cult [the first incarnation of The Cult]. I still make things to wear on stage and I am involved with sketching, choosing fabric, cutting.”

Source : "Ian Astbury on the Death of the Rock Star". Interview with Mick Stingley, www.esquire.com. December 27, 2013.
“Our deepest need is for the joy that comes with knowing we are of genuine use to others.”
“Most people I run into say, I haven't missed an episode. Either you like Survivor or you don't, but if you do, you're a loyal viewer.”
“Manic depression distorts moods and thoughts, incites dreadful behaviors, destroys the basis of rational thought, and too often erodes the desire and will to live.”
“Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality fades away?”
“The whole thing about elections in Liberia - it's not about the way you take care of people, it's not about the heart, it's about education, according to the perception of some people.”

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