"You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up."

-- Ted Alexandro

#Tomorrow Quotes #Chin Up Quotes #Shots Quotes

“My record is, far as I know, unimpeachable.”
“The problems of human subjectivity replicate themselves at many different scales, like the overtones and undertones in a stringed instrument striking ghost-intervals up and down into infinity. This is not Hegel's ingenuity, it is his responsiveness to the organic structure in us that echoes itself throughout the whole architecture.”
“Negroes aren't seeking anything which is not good for the nation as well as ourselves. In order for America to be 100 percent strong -- economically, defensively and morally -- we cannot afford the waste of having second- and third-class citizens.”
“I wanted to be a soccer player. And then I wanted to be a rabbi.”
“What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?”
“It wasn't easy for me to start in Bollywood because I was an outsider.”
“How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.”
“Very rarely do I work on mechanics now. I tend to solve problems within the music itself.”

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