"If I say *** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f*. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery."

-- Doug Stanhope

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“The Premier club in the Premier League - that is Manchester United!”
“Success is created through the performance of a few small daily disciplines that stack up over time to produce achievements far beyond anything you could have ever planned for.”
“In school I was pretty fast.”
“The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.”
“I am rather inclined to silence, and whether that be wise or not, it is at least more unusual nowadays to find a man who can hold his tongue than to find one who cannot.”
“Our prayer cannot be reduced to an hour on Sundays. It is important to have a daily relationship with the Lord.”
“A film has to be for commercial success as well as earn you respect as an artist. You don't want to do only things that are designed to run commercially, and neither do you want to do things that get acclaim but don't run.”
“African slavery is the corner-stone of the industrial, social, and political fabric of the South; and whatever wars against it, wars against her very existence. Strike down the institution of African slavery and you reduce the South to depopulation and barbarism.”

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