"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

-- Henny Youngman

#Marriage Quotes #Letting Go Quotes #Hands Quotes

“She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood.”
“When reading a book, be very certain that you never go past a word you do not fully understand. The only reason a person gives up a study or becomes confused or unable to learn is because he or she has gone past a word that was not understood.”
“Never underestimate a populist. We have come to a moment where language is very important. Saying the media is the number one enemy of society is a way to create confusion and set people against each other. It's like a virus. Democracy dies and is born every day. If you don't take an active role in what is going on, somebody can easily steal it from you.”
“After I broke the Australian record in 2014, Audi Centre in Canberra gave me a beautiful black A1 with the number plates AI 1111, because the record I broke was 11.11 in the 100.”
“Let's go tell everyone we meet that, when the American dream is at stake, you want Barack Obama in charge.”

Source : Twitter post from Sep 05, 2012
“It came to me that reform should begin at home, and since that day I have not had time to remake the world.”
“My iPhone has changed my life - I spend hours taking photos of the sidewalk as I walk down the street. I like the casualness, that it's low-resolution.”
“Appreciate the power of rumor, often malicious, no matter how preposterous, within the local populations you are seeking to help.”

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