"The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out at any moment. "Hello. Did you know Hitler was ticklish? That sea otters have four nipples? Wait - don't run away!""

-- Dave Attell

#Funny Quotes #Running Quotes #Discovery Quotes

“Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.”
“You do not think much of me, do you, Cogburn?" "I don't think about you at all when your mouth is closed.”

Source : Charles Portis (2011). “True Grit”, p.175, A&C Black
“Make no mistake about it. These are not 'kookie' birds. Right now the greatest player, the big tent on the political scene in America, is called the Tea Party movement.”
“I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee.”
“One admirable trait in women is their lack of illusions about themselves. They never reason about their most blameworthy actions; their feelings carry them away. Even their dissimulation comes naturally to them, and in them crime is free of all baseness. Most of the time they simply do not know how it happened.”
“Writing about the unholy is one way of writing about what is sacred.”
“I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.”
“I have the mentality that if you come in playing not to get hurt, that's when you're going to get hurt. So I play relentless.”

Source : "Sporting News Conversation: Jim Brown interviews Adrian Peterson". Interview with Jim Brown, www.sportingnews.com. August 3, 2009.

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