"I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people."

-- Bill Burr

#People Quotes #Sadistic Quotes #Empathetic Quotes

“Oh, night that guided me, Oh, night more lovely than the dawn,Oh, night that joined Beloved with lover, Lover transformed in the Beloved!”
“I'm up all night against my will My medicine won't let me feel anything at all The doctor gave me sleeping pills and I took one Then I feel all alone, sleeping like a stone.”

Source : Song: Your Are The Dark, Album: Redemption's Son, 2002
“London has what it takes to host the greatest sporting show on earth [on the 2012 Olympic bid”
“Any student of the New Testament eager to understand its Greco-Roman setting will profit greatly from this excellent book. I commend it highly for its up-to-date perspectives and usefulness. Jeffers writes with a breadth of expertise on the Greco-Roman world that few New Testament specialists can match.”
“Since we cannot know too much about the long term effects of our particular lives, and since success and fame are not good measures of the value of what we have done, it should be enough for any of us that as far as we can tell, in some small way we have made humanity's future better rather than worse.”
“It's like a runner or a swimmer training all the time. I sing every day.”
“Women are responsible for their children, they cannot sit back, waste time and see them starve.”
“Give me good books, good conversations, and my Trek Y-Foil, and I shall want for nothing else.”

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