"I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me."

-- Ted Alexandro

#Thinking Quotes #Wife Quotes #Lax Quotes

“We cannot do everything at once, but we can do a great deal if we choose our goals well and work diligently to attain them.”
“So do you remember this place?" "Hard to forget." he snorted. "This is where you tried to kill me. You were so nervous, you kept blushing. Never had someone try to stake me who blushed so much.”
“I really wanted to do research. That has never changed.”
“We shall never have more time. We have, and always had, all the time there is. No object is served in waiting until next week or even until tomorrow. Keep going... Concentrate on something useful.”
“It does not seem to me that the evidence concerning the being of a God, and concerning immortality, is such as to enable us to assert anything in regard to either of these topics.”

Source : John Ruskin, Charles Eliot Norton, John Lewis Bradley, Ian Ousby (1987). “The Correspondence of John Ruskin and Charles Eliot Norton”, p.175, Cambridge University Press
“I will do those things which make me happy today and which I can also live with ten years from now.”

Source : Greg Iles (1999). “The Quiet Game”, p.468, Penguin
“Love is the essence of the holiness of the Church.”

Source : Alexander Schmemann (1988). “The Eucharist: Sacrament of the Kingdom”, p.137, St Vladimir's Seminary Press
“One of the ways that people avoid taking responsibility for their role in their own pain is what I call the BPs - blame and projection.”

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