"Only lie about the future."

-- Johnny Carson

“The number one use case for social media among our customers is around innovation - innovating with employees and with customers. For most businesses this is going to deliver the highest ROI.”
“What is behind your eyes holds more power than what is in front of them.”

Source : FaceBook post by Gary Zukav from Feb 15, 2013
“Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar.”
“In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.”
“We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'.”
“Whatever I do in life, I'm almost always aware that there's another way to do it.”

Source : "Interview with Gish Jen: Tiger Writer". Interview With Jennifer Haupt, www.psychologytoday.com. December 1, 2013.
“Is this the reality you wanted?!”
“It's easy to be quick on the draw when no one has got real bullets.”

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