"I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell.""

-- Margaret Cho

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“In about one-third of credit card consolidations, within a short period of time, the cards come back out of the wallet, and in no time at all, they're charged back up. Then you're in an even worse position, because you have the credit card debt and the consolidation loan to worry about. You're in a hole that's twice as deep - and twice as steep.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“We now have many of the answers that once eluded Darwin, thanks to two developments that he could not have imagined: continental drift and molecular taxonomy.”

Source : Jerry A. Coyne (2009). “Why Evolution Is True”, p.106, Penguin
“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”
“I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. No health insurance, so if something happened I was screwed. I was lucky my parents had money and my brother was willing to support me for a long time. Once I started doing standup, I had an income, and that was amazing to me.”
“Certain things, certain events, seem inexplicable only for a time: up to the moment when the veil is torn aside.”
“Ambition may be defined as the willingness to receive any number of hits on the nose.”

Source : Wilfred Owen (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Wilfred Owen (Illustrated)”, p.479, Delphi Classics
“"You look how you look," "Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That's just dumb."”

Source : "'Manorexia' and Hollywood's hunger games". Interview with Sam Claflin, www.theguardian.com. November 17, 2013.
“Just to deliver one high-quality 45 minute lesson requires many hours of planning in advance.”

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