"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"

-- Carrie Snow

#Funny Inspirational Quotes #Men Quotes #Married Quotes

“You can't kill your way to security and you can't lead by scaring people.”
“Treating only terminal cancer patients, the Rand (anti-cancer) vaccine produced objective improvement in 35% of 600 patients while another 30% demonstrated subjective improvement. FDA stopped the vaccine's use in a federal court hearing where neither the cancer patients nor their doctors were allowed to testify.”
“That's one of our biggest challenges is finding out how to do that. There are times when you have to scale back. You might be performing on a five-by-five stage in front of 12 people. That's an exaggeration but there are times when you have to turn the corner and do an acoustic set.”

Source : Source: www.beliefnet.com
“I appreciate the mistakes I made in the past cause it is shaping my future.”
“Ascribing racial animus to people who are trying to safeguard democratic integrity is a crude yet effective political tactic that obscures the truth. But there's something even worse than name-calling: legal interference from Washington with valid laws.”
“i understand that the world was nothing: a mechanical chaos of casual, brute enmity on which we stupidly impose our hopes and fears. i understood that, finally and absolutely, i alone exist. all the rest, i saw, is merely what pushes me, or what i push against, blindly - as blindly as all that is not myself pushes back. i create the whole universe, blink by blink.”
“There is probably no hell for authors in the next world - they suffer so much from critics and publishers in this.”
“Mistaken, always second guessing, underestimated, look I'm still around.”

You may also like:

Cathy Ladman
Comedian
Dorothy Parker
Poet
Elayne Boosler
Comedian
Mae West
Actress
Nora Ephron
Journalist
Phyllis Diller
Comedienne
Rita Rudner
Comedian
Roseanne Barr
Actress
Will Durst
Comedian