"I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot."

-- Patrice O'Neal

#Trying Quotes #Weakness Quotes #Decent Quotes

“There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose.”
“If my heart could do my thinking, would my brain begin to feel?”
“I have a reputation for giving unpopular answers at Democratic debates. I never used marijuana. Sorry!”

Source : "The Nation; Explaining Why They Didn't Inhale" by Steven A. Holmes, www.nytimes.com. November 9, 2003.
“While you are meditating, if your mind wanders, gently bring it back to the present moment.”

Source : "Practicing Loving Kindness In The Capital" by Matteo Pistono, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 12, 2011.
“The better I get, the more I realize how much better I can get.”
“Being 'one flesh' in marriage means that the relationship is not the source of security, affirmation, control, or value. Those issues of identity need to be rooted in Christ.”
“Since the market tends to go in the opposite direction of what the majority of people think, I would say 95% of all these people you hear on TV shows are giving you their personal opinion. And personal opinions are almost always worthless â€¦ facts and markets are far more reliable.”
“Every election, Mickey Mouse looks better and better as President.”

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