"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

-- Steven Wright

#Funny Quotes #Hilarious Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Impact is more important than method.”
“I'm not very good with stills. I get all twitchy.”

Source : "A hint of Saffron" by Tim Cooper, www.theguardian.com. May 4, 2002.
“A ministry doesn't have to be perfect for God to use and bless it.”
“People are bursting out of the closet, rejecting their parents' wishes to keep the faith. Atheism is becoming mainstream.”
“I need to work to support my family.”
“We feel the love of strangers every day in the things they do that affect us without our knowledge.”
“Life wouldnâ€™t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present. When things are at their worst I find something always happens.”
“What happens is that your wretched memory remembers the words and forgets what's behind them”

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