"Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave."

-- Milton Jones

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.”
“I love money and money loves me.”
“I don't think any woman wants to be known for being beautiful or busty. I think you want to be known for who you are.”
“Recruiting is the lifeblood of any program, so you can't put anything above that, ... But it wouldn't matter who you had here if you didn't have the right mental attitude and work ethic. You need all those elements to come together to do something like we are doing.”
“It's kind of a camaraderie in the comedy community, people are kind of proud of how badly they go down sometimes, and it's quite nice to join in with that.”

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“I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.”
“What all my years in improvisation taught is that - if you're going to grow as a performer - you have to try some new things. You've got to be willing to take a few risks.”
“My legs are falling asleep,â€ I blurted. It wasnâ€™t a total lie. I was experiencing tingling sensations all through my body, legs included. â€œI could solve that.â€ Patchâ€™s hands closed on my hips.”

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