"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."

-- Steven Wright

#Fun Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Civilization Quotes

“Persistence in a single view has never been regarded as a merit in political leaders.”
“We must fight for what we want or it will be taken from us.”
“Jesus, our head, is already in heaven; and if the head be above water, the body cannot drown.”

Source : John Flavel, Rev Terry Kulakowski (2015). “THE FOUNTAIN OF LIFE OPENED UP”, p.161, Lulu.com
“When you are through learning you are through.”
“Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'”
“Harm can come about without will or action. But will and action can avert harm.”
“There's just a big, empty football field that's supposed to be filled with monsters that I haven't even thought of.”
“The answer is that we don't choose our freaks, they choose us.”

Source : Steve Almond (2004). “Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America”, p.9, Algonquin Books

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