"I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles."

-- Johnny Carson

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“Hope is the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard.”
“It's getting too late in my life to care about the small things. It's getting too late to not be brave, to not live my life fully, to not try to be an artist. Trivial things like how nice your hotel room is, or if you have to be naked for a while, they fade away.”
“I make a living doing what I love doing, and it's what brings me joy.”
“It's kinda hard bein humble in the belly of the struggle, Doin things that probably get you in trouble.”
“Unrelated doesn't necessarily mean unrelated. Allow ideas to dwell with one another.”
“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.”
“A story is not only meaning, it's music as well.”
“I was so brilliant in the past. Now my mind is a blank. It's so glorious to get old.”

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