"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"

-- Doug Stanhope

#Believe Quotes #Bliss Quotes

“Through faith in the Lord Jesus alone can we obtain forgiveness of our sins, and be at peace with God; but, believing in Jesus, we become, through this very faith, the children of God; have God as our Father, and may come to Him for all the temporal and spiritual blessings which we need.”
“If you try all different styles that are in vogue, I think you con yourself. Me, I just stick by my guns; I don't want to play out of another man's bag.”
“I'm still waiting for my first big Hollywood paycheck... maybe I'll play a superhero.”

Source : "Questions and answers with Miles teller". Interview with Joanna Varikos, www.mtv.com. February 28, 2013.
“Wish it, believe it, and it will be so.”

Source : Deborah Smith (2002). “Alice At Heart”, p.152, BelleBooks
“A lot of people would enter restricted sites just to say they can, and then log out. Today, everything related to hacking seems to be for monetary gain.”
“The swim at Deception Island was by far the hardest swim I've ever done. Antarctica is a very unforgiving environment. If you don't train properly, you'll die.”
“Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you?”
“I like to cook Indian food when I can. I find the process of creating a home-cooked meal to be unwinding.”

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