"My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Wife Quotes

“I had been digging so much for my show, Minimal Wave - constantly finding fresh old material to play every week - that I ended up discovering all these obscure bands that no one had really heard here. It was very exciting to be able to play their records on the air for a new audience and be able to get instant feedback.”
“I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally.”
“I'd written personal essays before, but never on this scale -- never so often and with such, er, honesty. (If by honesty I mean slashing my wrists and hemorrhaging all over the computer screen).”
“As long as you are lucky, you will have many friends; if cloudy times appear, you will be alone. -Donec eris felix, multos numerabis amicos; tempora si fuerint nubila, solus eris”
“The lessons I learned in Vietnam and in the NFL reinforced one another: teamwork, sacrifice, responsibility, accountability, and leadership.”
“Thus the eternal God, our Lord, gives victory to those who follow His way over apparent impossibilities.”
“I love playing for people.”
“Where glowing embers through the room Teach light to counterfeit a gloom.”

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