Ted Knight famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
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Of course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.
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There are ogres and black beasts out there; you have to be constantly on guard.
-- Ted Knight -
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
-- Ted Knight
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Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain. Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again. Well, they've not idea what money's for- Ten to one they'll start another war. I've heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor'! Fancy giving money to the Government!
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Let no feeling of discouragement prey upon you, and in the end you are sure to succeed.
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I believe only in money, not in love or tenderness. Love and tenderness meant only pain and suffering and defeat. I would not let it ruin me as it ruined others! I would speak only with money, hard money.
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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.
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I cannot understand how any man or woman can believe in the Lord's coming and not be a missionary, or at least committed to the work of missions with every power of his being.
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Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.
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Journeys are the midwives of thought. Few places are more conducive to internal conversations than moving planes, ships or trains.
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But Ship Who Sang remains my favorite story. I really rocked folks with that and still cannot read it aloud myself without weeping at the end
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We did not all come over on the same ship, but we are all in the same boat.
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