"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat."

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Source : "Fictional character: Judge Elihu Smails". "Caddyshack", 1980.

Ted Knight

#Money Quotes #Men Quotes #Ships Quotes

“Spock was the sex symbol. A lot of people think it was Kirk. But, no, it was really Spock.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“If you don't have critics, you probably don't have success either.”
“The phrasing didn't work as well.”
“We must develop a deeper interest and greater understanding of the people we meet here or abroad. Like us, they are passengers on board that mysterious ship called life.”
“Buy boots you can walk in. Walk in them. Even if you lessen the income of the General Omnibus Company, or your family doctor; you will discover the human foot. On discovering it, your joy will be as great as if you had invented it. But this joy is the greatest, because no human invention even of Mr. Ford or Mr. Marconi is within a mile of a foot.”
“She didnâ€™t understand a damned thing about life except that it was arbitrary and cruel, and some people got away with murder while others made one tiny, careless mistake and paid a terrible price.”
“Religious liberty should mean religious liberty for everyone, employees as well.”
“After three major movies, I was like, 'Oh, I guess you're supposed to get a publicist?' Girls that are in the business now that are successful are more savvy.”

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