"It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat."

-- Ted Knight

#Money Quotes #Men Quotes #Ships Quotes

“When you look at the Lady Gagas of the world, or the Jay-Zs, or the Black Eyed Peas, these are people who have one album release and it's a worldwide one.”
“Politics is something similar to the lower physiological functions, with the unpleasant difference that political functions are unavoidably carried out in public.”
“It's an addictive thing. It's not so much I like to go win, but it's a rush.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“At the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine.”
“If it matters, it produces controversy.”
“Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.”

Source : FaceBook post by Kathy Lette from Feb 25, 2013
“Fire is a speed reader, which is why the ignorant burn books: fire races through pages, takes care of all the knowledge, and never bores you with a summary.”
“If one calls upon Him repeatedly, He becomes compassionate; and so a devoted attachment comes into being. This love for love's sake should be hidden from all eyes.”

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