"People want an idol. They want royalty. They don't want a public servant. Hell no. They want someone to clap for and go, "Oh, he touched my hand at the rally!""

-- Doug Stanhope

#Hands Quotes #Idols Quotes #People Quotes

“I dated all these girls and ended up not liking them and thought to myself, 'What was it that all of them had in common?' They had too much time on their hands. Even though they were pretty, they lacked something. A woman could be less attractive but with ambition and drive, that's the most beautiful thing.”

Source : "Get to Know Rapper Wale". Seventeen Interview, www.seventeen.com. June 10, 2010.
“Does the weight of consequence drag you down until it pulls you under?”
“Yes I never go to the gym otherwise because I think it's a waste of time and the most boring thing on earth.”
“The after-party is always at a restaurant, and for me, the fun starts when I get a cheese platter. That's as f-ed up as I get.”
“People try constantly to use me, and I hate it.”
“He [Louis Brandeis] would have not had any patience with that great debate which you're right to kind of signal between Justice Scalia and Justice Alito about do you need a physical trespass into the home or onto the carriage in order to trigger the values of the Fourth Amendment.”

Source : Source: www.slate.com
“It's one of these wonderful economic coincidences.”
“Being a part of the action is just incredible. I loved doing stunt stuff. I loved learning to ride.”

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