"I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin."

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Source : Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.178, Zondervan

Rodney Dangerfield

#Thinking Quotes #Doctors Quotes #Wife Quotes

“I am overjoyed that I do not need a heart transplant at this time.”
“If the fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, why would we ask those who do not fear the Lord to teach our children?”
“We are usually convinced more easily by reasons we have found ourselves than by those which have occurred to others.”
“I'm for all the actor's struggle, the self-indulgent, painful journey, but I would rather have fun.”
“To stumble twice against the same stone is a Proverbsial disgrace.”
“President Obama. He is the man. I've tried the rest, and he is the best. My dream is for him to appoint me to be the Secretary of Humor. My first act will be to make whatever Larry the Cable Guy is doing illegal.”
“Be kind and considerate with your criticism... It's just as hard to write a bad book as it is to write a good book.”
“Never measure your life by possessions. Measure it by the hearts you've touched, the smiles you created & the love you shared.”

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