"President Obama. He is the man. I've tried the rest, and he is the best. My dream is for him to appoint me to be the Secretary of Humor. My first act will be to make whatever Larry the Cable Guy is doing illegal."

-- Andy Kindler

#Dream Quotes #Men Quotes #Guy Quotes

“It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'”
“Our minds are the most mysterious things about us.”

Source : Elsa Barker (1928). “The Cobra Candlestick”
“Over many generations, fortunes in the business world were made through buying and selling products in physical stores. Internet fortunes have been made buying and selling products online.”

Source : Marc Ostrofsky (2013). “Get Rich Click!: The Ultimate Guide to Making Money on the Internet”, p.40, Simon and Schuster
“If you want to change people by talking about God, then there is only one way: instead of teaching God, you must live God. Because: "teaching" God is unthinkable in any other way than the way you would teach love or poetry. You teach love only through love, poetry only through writing poetry, faith in God only through a contagious way of trusting.”

Source : "Jesus von Nazareth". Book by Eugen Drewermann, 1996.
“Hear the meaning within the word....”
“Thus godlike sympathy grows and thrives and spreads far beyond the teachings of churches and schools, where too often the mean, blinding, loveless doctrine is taught that animals have no rights that we are bound to respect, and were only made for man, to be petted, spoiled, slaughtered or enslaved.”
“I put God first and do not allow other things to cloud my vision.”
“Cameras in court are just messengers; don't blame them, blame the participants.”

Source : "Simpson, families battle over courtroom camera". www.cnn.com. August 23, 1996.

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