"Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods."

-- Patrice O'Neal

#Funny Quotes #People Quotes #Connections Quotes

“Everything has a price.”

Source : Anne Bishop (1998). “Daughter of the Blood: The Black Jewels Trilogy”, p.108, Penguin
“Everyone can be discontented if he ignores his blessings and looks only at his burdens.”
“When writers are self-conscious about themselves as writers they often keep a great distance from their characters, sounding as if they were writing encyclopedia entries instead of stories. Their hesitancy about physical and psychological intimacy can be a barrier to vital fiction. Conversely, a narration that makes readers hear the characters' heavy breathing and smell their emotional anguish diminishes distance. Readers feel so close to the characters that, for those magical moments, they become those characters.”
“It really shocked me just to hear of the fans' response to 'St. Anger' not having guitar solos.”
“Who was that fatman buried in your place? Just another imitator, plastic surgeons did his face.”
“We are all far less rational in our decision-making than standard economic theory assumes. Our irrational behaviors are neither random nor senseless: they are systematic and predictable. We all make the same types of mistakes over and over, because of the basic wiring of our brains.”

Source : "Predictably Irrational: The Hidden Forces That Shape Our Decisions". Book by Dan Ariely, February 19, 2008.
“It's how you prioritize in life.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“For dash and gallantry the bloodthirsty Scots, Australians and Canadians led the way, with the impetuous Irish close behind. The Australian to my mind were the most aggressive, and managed to keep their form in spite of their questionable discipline. Out of the line they were undoubtedly difficult to handle, but once in it they loved a fight. They were a curious mixture of toughness and sentimentality...”

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