"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

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“To have once been a criminal is no disgrace. To remain a criminal is the disgrace”
“Yoga is all about what you do, actually do, for yourself. Every competitor that is there is there for themselves.”
“A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection.”
“If your treat an individual... as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be.”
“The Transformation of the World is lavishly reinforced with critical apparatus (that, too, must have been a labor of Hercules to translate--I honestly never expected to see this book in English), but by far its greatest attraction is the intelligence and more important the wisdom of its author. It's a towering achievement no serious reader should miss.”
“The backgrounds by design are a very key part of the conversation, because I want a kind of fight or pressure to exist between the figure and the background.”

Source : "'I try to create a place of disorientation' - interview with Kehinde Wiley". Interview With Anna Savitskaya, artdependence.com. February 16, 2015.
“It's strange that so many people think it's glamorous and fun to be on a set, I guess it shows they do a good job of hiding reality!”
“I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.”

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