"People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish."

-- Jim Norton

#Selfish Quotes #People Quotes #Faults Quotes

“I think the biggest thing for me now is that I have a better understanding of what to expect as far as things go and the scheduling. Your first year is a little crazy because you are preparing for the draft and don't know where you will be playing.”
“I think there are a lot of Americans who are very scared, scared that [Vladimir] Putin manipulated us, worried about Rex Tillerson, the winner of Russia's order of friendship as the secretary of state.”

Source : Source: abcnews.go.com
“When I'm in a state of goodness about the world, no matter what is happening, I see that goodness. But if I'm in an irritable, angry, separate state, I've shut down.”

Source : Source: www.psychologytoday.com
“Symmetry is ennui, and ennui is the very essence of grief and melancholy. Despair yawns.”
“The habit of breaking up one's colour to make it brilliant dates from further back than Impressionism - Couture advocates it in a little book called 'Causeries d'Atelier' written about 1860 - it is part of the technique of Impressionism but used for quite a different reason.”

Source : "John Sargent". Book by K.C. Charteris, p. 1231927, 1927.
“When all life is seen as divine, everyone grows wings.”
“Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.”
“I have always felt extremely weird. But I am very happy with my weirdnesses, and I want other people to be very happy with theirs.”

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