"I think the fear of humiliating yourself on stage always motivates me to give at least 90 percent. I've definitely been guilty of leaning on the mic stand, but you can only do that so long before you're like, "Jesus, I'm bombing." The fact that people pay to come see me, that's really just out the window."

-- Bill Burr

#Jesus Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Long Quotes

“Any child may go through periods during which they become less outspoken with their parents or teachers. But girls, like boys, live in many different worlds - they have their friends and their classroom and their parents - and within these different domains, they may have different levels of expressiveness.”
“Ronald Reagan, of course, was a Republican governor of California who went through a painful defeat in the 1976 presidential race before winning four years later”
“Is Jesus a Saviour who saves you, or is he an assistant who helps you save yourself?”
“Governments are mandated by international law to protect people from genocide.”
“Iâ€™m a nudist by trade and hobby. I grew up in LA and Iâ€™ve been fortunate enough to be doing this for a great deal of years; if someone is thinking of me as theyâ€™re writing something I take it as a huge compliment and hope that itâ€™s an interesting character at least.”
“The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.”
“The last thing I want my child to see is Dad running around in the middle of the pack. That would really upset me. And that would upset him. I would be embarrassed to take him to school with kids saying, 'Hey, how'd your dad do this weekend?' 'Well, he finished fifth or sixth'.”
“A large portion of Christ's miracles of love were wrought at the urgent request of parents for their suffering children. Is that ear gone deaf to-day? Will He not do for our children's souls what He did for the bodies of the ruler's daughter, and the dead youth at Nain?”

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